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Nice things to whisper when hugging someone

yogurtville:

-you smell different when you’re awake
-please help me (then smile as if nothing happened)
-soon
-you have lovely skin, I can’t wait to wear it
-your hair tastes like strawberries
-tonight….you.
-he knows, don’t go home.
-I always knew you would die in my arms
-every time I poop I think of you
-no one will ever believe you
-yessssssssssssss
-I killed mufasa
-I bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear
-mother told me it would be like this

8 hours agozerachinyogurtville 165,581 notes

skypestripper:

im glad i dont have a thigh gap i almost dropped my phone into the toilet but i caught it with thunder and lightning

10 hours agoliesmithsskypestripper 46,628 notes
ruinedchildhood:

Domino’s knows whats up

ruinedchildhood:

Domino’s knows whats up

10 hours agoredunderwearruinedchildhood 53,561 notes

fjordism:

AARON PAUL JUST POSTED THIS ON TWITTER AND I’M SHITTING

10 hours agosaguntrfjordism 97,162 notes#video
10 hours agosaguntrsuperfightingrobot-megaman 13,074 notes

aaaah somebody talk to me about hannibal!!

10 hours ago 2 notes#none of my friends want to #gdi #hannibal

mikuappendsweet:

really cool art of female characters with unnecessary panty shots

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10 hours agozerachinyanderecharacter 42,073 notes
11 hours agozerachinlecterwill 30,846 notes#hannibal series
"Oh yeah. *looks at scars with vague interest* I don’t know what happened. This body was like this when I took it over"

alisonofagun:

things to say when someone asks you about your scars (especially if they’re being rude and intrusive about it)

11 hours agocrystalzeldaalisonofagun 17,789 notes

aphrochu:

denmark-and-coffee:

aphrochu:

denmark-and-coffee:

What did the Japanese girl call her transformer brother?

dont

Nissan!

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11 hours agozerachindenmark-and-coffee 10,084 notes
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