-you smell different when you’re awake
-please help me (then smile as if nothing happened)
-you have lovely skin, I can’t wait to wear it
-your hair tastes like strawberries
-he knows, don’t go home.
-I always knew you would die in my arms
-every time I poop I think of you
-no one will ever believe you
-I killed mufasa
-I bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear
-mother told me it would be like this
im glad i dont have a thigh gap i almost dropped my phone into the toilet but i caught it with thunder and lightning
aaaah somebody talk to me about hannibal!!
really cool art of female characters with unnecessary panty shots
things to say when someone asks you about your scars (especially if they’re being rude and intrusive about it)
What did the Japanese girl call her transformer brother?